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Maturity
This year at camp really made me think. Thoughts are flooding into my head about maturity and how big of a theme it was throughout the year. Looking back, I had many encounters and changes made to my life that changed who I was deep down. And who I was is an gooed gramer nd Sepler.
Everyone needs a Rage Guy feelings chart. How are you feeling today? (via ragetoons + realrealsoft)
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Odysseus
Odysseus
I rule.
Poseidon
For your sin of pride, I curse you for all eternity.
(Unfazed, Odysseus boards his ship and sets SAIL for Greece, where his family is awaiting his RETURN from Troy. A STORM happens, and it drives them off course into the MEDITERRANEAN, where they come upon a strange LAND owned by the giant Cyclops POLYPHEMUS who eats some of the men ALL UP, but then they ESCAPE. Still lost, they run into the island of the sorceress CIRCE who turns some of Odysseus’ men into ANIMALS, and it takes YEARS before they escape, and then they sail by some singing SIRENS, but they can’t hear because they have STUFF in their ears. Then they come upon an island where there is a field of HERBS, and they all get HIGH, until Odysseus says it’s time to GO. Then Odysseus’ men let a WIND out of a BAG, and some more men DIE. And they sail on to HADES to talk to some DEAD people, and some more men DIE. And they steer the ship between the six headed monster SCYLLA and the torrential whirlpool CHARYBDIS, and Scylla makes some more men DIE, and Charybdis makes the rest of them DIE. Then the ship busts up into a JILLION pieces, but Odysseus is SAVED by the nymph Calypso who confines him to her ISLAND because she thinks he’s HOT, and she wants his BODY. Then years later she lets him GO, but Poseidon is determined to terrorize him FURTHER. And then SUDDENLY Odysseus has an IDEA.)Odysseus
Poseidon, I am sorry.
Poseidon
Ok, you can go home now.
(Odysseus goes home.)
Catcher in the rye in 5 seconds
Holden Caulfield
Angst angst angst swear curse swear crazy crazy angst swear curse, society sucks, and I’m a stupid jerk.
http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/b/salinger.catcher.shtml
- Sam
- jack jack jackkk
- 4: 43pmMe
- hay hay
- vassap
- 5: 29pmSam
- okay so the other dayyy u posted something from formsring
- and it was like JACK ARE U OKAYY
- well misterrr tell me what happened
- 5: 29pmMe
- oh
- a fat kid ran into me
- 5: 30pmSam
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
- i thought something serious happened
- oh this is great!
- 5: 30pmMe
- it was
- i have a scar running up my thigh
- scrapes on both my hands
- 5: 31pmSam
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
- 5: 31pmMe
- bruises covering my knees
- i couldnt walk well
- 5: 31pmSam
- HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- oh u just made me so happy
- hehe
- well OH i have a great idea
- 5: 31pmMe
- and youre laughing
- I COULD HAVE DIED
- AND BEEN EATEN
- 5: 31pmSam
- no shut up
- HAHAHHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA
- but listennn
- u shud come to rockaway tonight just for a little
- come to the bball courts on 129th street
- at 7 and watch my game
- ME MISS YOU
- AND DONT WORRY I WONT EAT YOU
- 5: 33pmMe
- ME MISS YOU TOO and you better not
- idthink i can
- 5: 33pmSam
- but please will u come down?
- 5: 33pmMe
- 5: 33pmSam
- just for a little while
- please
- just so i can say heyyyyyyyy
- 5: 33pmMe
- i cant my mom is my only ride
- 5: 34pmSam
- BIKE DUMBASS
- 5: 34pmMe
- and i never larned the route to rockaway
- (Sam)
- UGHHHHH
- (Me)
- ill get lost
- (Sam)
- bum
- u make me sad
- (Me)
- and get picked up by a fat italian lady named gertrued
- and be eaten
- (Sam)
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- FAT PEOPLE LOVE YOU
- (Me)
- then not eaten cuz i feal meen talkeng about that and i cant spell can i
- and then ill die in a car acccident because gertrued
- will die
- choking on my bony body
- and we''ll crash
- and ill die
- DO YOU WANT THAT TO HAPPEN?!?!
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